Los Angeles, CA — Baseball’s golden boy Shohei Ohtani is under fire AGAIN — but this time, it’s not about contracts, gambling whispers, or MVP debates. Nope. Cameras caught the superstar delivering what fans are calling the “nut shot heard around the world” — a pitch that nailed his opponent straight in the family jewels.

“Got him. Ball to… yup.” 😅

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The crowd gasped. The batter dropped. And the internet? Exploded.

“Oh! I can feel his pain!” one fan screamed on X, as slow-motion replays of the impact went viral within minutes.

But the story didn’t stop at the bruise. Trolls across social media are roasting Ohtani, branding him not only a “cheater” — thanks to past controversies — but now a “total perv” for where that ball landed. Memes flooded timelines, with captions like “Shohei aiming lower than his batting average” and “Protect the goods at all costs!”

Some outraged fans even joked about demanding MLB introduce a new rule: “automatic ejection for intentional d*ck shots.”

Meanwhile, the victim? Still recovering, ice pack in hand, and instantly becoming the most sympathized man in baseball history.

💬 TMZ-style take: Forget home runs — this might be Ohtani’s most viral hit yet. And whether it was an accident or something darker… one thing’s for sure: the internet is NEVER letting him live this down.