“NO TRIBUTE? NO PROBLEM!”

Micah Parsons Trolls Cowboys After Snub, Drops Unicorn Bomb on Jerry Jones

The Dallas Cowboys may have thought they dodged drama by skipping a tribute video for Micah Parsons on Sunday night — but leave it to Parsons to flip the script and roast them in spectacular fashion.

Micah Parsons on the Cowboys not doing a tribute video for him on Sunday night:

“There’s a lot of things I can consider disrespectful throughout this process, but I wouldn’t say the tribute is one of them.” pic.twitter.com/HqvxIPUkmX

— Matt Schneidman (@mattschneidman) September 24, 2025

When asked about the Cowboys’ decision not to honor him with a tribute, Parsons brushed it off with the kind of biting sarcasm only he could deliver:

“There’s a lot of things I can consider disrespectful throughout this process, but I wouldn’t say the tribute is one of them. Honestly, I’d be more shocked if Jerry Jones showed up riding a unicorn than if I got a video.” 🦄

Yes, you read that right. Parsons just compared a Cowboys tribute video to Jerry Jones storming into AT&T Stadium on the back of a mythical creature.

The internet, naturally, went nuclear.

• One fan wrote: “Micah’s already winning the breakup. Cowboys PR department might as well pack it up.”
• Another joked: “Plot twist: Jerry’s unicorn has a bigger contract than half the roster.”
• Memes of Jerry in a cowboy hat photoshopped onto a rainbow unicorn started flooding X (formerly Twitter) within minutes.

For the Cowboys, the snub might have been about moving forward. For Parsons, it was the perfect setup to clown his former team and remind the league that he’s always two steps ahead — on the field and on the mic.

Bottom line? Tribute video or not, Micah Parsons just made sure he’s still the headline in Dallas.