CUBS GET ANOTHER MEMBER: DANSBY SWANSON ‘PANIC’ IN HOSPITAL ROOM — TEAMMATES SAY HE’S ABOUT TO MISS GAME AFTER BABY COMMONS WITH WIFE MALLORY!

Mallory Swanson, who hasn't played for Chicago Stars all year, is expecting  1st child with Cubs' Dansby Swanson

Chicago Cubs shortstop Dansby Swanson just scored the most important “run” of his life — but it wasn’t on the baseball diamond. The fan-favorite star and his wife, US soccer sensation Mallory Swanson, welcomed their first child in what insiders are calling “a delivery day worthy of a Hollywood script.”

USWNT star Mallory Swanson, Cubs' Dansby Swanson announce pregnancy

According to sources close to the couple, the joyous moment came with an unexpected twist. Witnesses say Dansby, known for his cool composure under pressure, was anything but calm in the delivery room. One source revealed, “The guy can face a 100 mph fastball and smile, but in the hospital, he turned pale, started pacing, and at one point we thought he might faint. The nurses had to check if he needed oxygen before the baby!”

Cubs' Dansby Swanson on wife Mallory's gold medal, baseball at Olympics and  more - The Athletic

Adding to the drama, Swanson reportedly received a last-minute text from the Cubs staff asking if he’d be available for the upcoming game. The answer? A very emphatic “NOT A CHANCE,” as the new dad focused solely on his wife and newborn.

Teammates couldn’t resist teasing him afterward. “We’ve seen Dansby make diving plays, clutch hits, and walk-off winners,” one joked, “but this was the first time we’ve seen him almost strike out in real life.”

Fans flooded social media with congratulations — and a fair share of memes — dubbing the moment “the wildest play of his career.” The Cubs organization released an official statement congratulating the couple, but insiders say the real celebration will come when Dansby returns to the dugout… with a proud-dad swagger and, hopefully, a little more sleep.

For now, Swanson’s first game ball as a father is safely in the nursery — right next to a baby blanket in Cubs blue.