**California, 2025** – In a surprising and completely extraterrestrial twist, tech billionaire Elon Musk has just claimed that **aliens** – yes, *aliens* – appear to be targeting him… and his cars.
The incident began when Musk noticed **strange scratches** on his Tesla Cybertruck on Tuesday morning. “I initially thought maybe it was a cat, or some crazy fan. But no… the scratches are completely illogical. They look like someone scratched them with a *mini laser beam,” Musk said during a surprise livestream on X (formerly Twitter).
“After all I’ve done to bring humanity closer to Mars, this is how aliens thank me? How sad,” he added in frustration, insisting: “**I have never abducted anyone! I do not run the secret Area 51 program!**”
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### **Social media in turmoil**
Within hours, the hashtags **#AlienHateMusk** and **#ScratchGate** trended. Some people thought Musk was *“trolling the world”* again, while others believed he might be revealing clues about a **secret alien contact** that the government has never made public.
“I’m telling you, if aliens were real, Musk would be the first person they would go to,” one Reddit user commented. “He sent a car into space and attached a spacesuit doll to it. It’s a wonder he wasn’t misunderstood!”
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### **How did Tesla respond?**
Tesla declined to comment on the possibility of aliens destroying Elon’s car. However, an unnamed internal engineer shared: “We tried to analyze the scratches, but they don’t match any kind of man-made tool. It could be some unknown technology… or Elon just fell asleep at the wheel and crashed into some special bushes.”
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### **Elon is causing a stir again, but this time… interstellar**
Whether serious or not, Musk’s statement once again raises questions about the relationship between Earth’s technology and the possibility of alien life.
One thing is for sure: **when Elon Musk says he hasn’t abducted anyone, you start to wonder if someone has done that… to him.**